Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
YZXFILE 10 day.agoAfter some great effort he manages to finally sit down near her during a party and strike up a conversation. They hit it off and he asks her to see a movie with him the next day. Fearing he will not be able to control embarrassing himself he decides to strap his penis to his leg. The next day he arrives at her door early and rings the bell. The girl answers the door in her underwear and he kicked her in the face.
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Daughter and I visited Hawaii for spring break, while wife and other daughter visited Japan for their school trip. While in Hawaii, I got a little sunburnt. When we were flying home my skin started to flake. When we arrived home, I said my wife, “after all this time, I still have peelings for you.” She was not pleased.
She: “Now that we’re married, I think you should quit playing golf. The savings will be substantial in the long run, and if we sell all your golf clubs, we could buy some new furniture.” He: “You’re talking like my ex-wife.” She: “Ex-wife?! You never told me you were married before.” He: “I wasn’t.”
Gluten morgen!
Because he took her for granite.
Because the cow has the udder.
Every time I call anyone, I get a text back instead - "Can I call you later?".
I didn’t buy it. He was charging too much.
Because only Chuck Norris can make Chuck Norris stronger.
Fish and Ships
What can I say? I'm very cocksure!
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